Okay, so I jumped the KH bandwagon after I bought the game to 'see what the commotion was about'. It's not that bad. It was awesome!

As for this guy, my friends and I each wanted to design our own members-- as /unique/ as possible.

Fudge, I actually had fun with this guy to be honest.
Anyways, onward to this loser... Literally.


Name: Xirado

Ability: Slime

- It seems mucus-based. He basically uses it as a sticky substance, and it also hardens into a solid form. Great for pranks, imprisoning people, and hair gel.

Weapon: Chained swords

Homeworld: You can most likely find him wandering Treasure Planet... or Atlantis... I haven't decided, yet.

Xirado is quite a doofus that no one bothers to understand. His origin as a Nobody is unknown, but he does not seem to mind the lack of heart. People always said he never had a heart in the first place, so actually not having one makes it all the better for him. It makes sense because a quirk of his character is a complete desire for everything to be destroyed. He's a bit nihilistic.

He has two attitudes-- one is very violent, pissy, and very scary. The other is very quiet, easy-going, and subtle. Manic-depression? Bipolar? Maybe. All of the times, though, he tries to act like a tough-guy, and is a perpetual liar. He has an uncontrolled tongue, speaks whatever is on his mind and has chauvinistic ideals, so it is hard for him to get along. For that reason, he spends the majority of his time alone, either talking to himself or little slimy creations of his.

He's one to be watched, though, as he does show some signs of turning on the Organization, including lack of effort in most of his missions, disregarding rules... and completly blatant and outspoken threats! (he will never say it to superiors, but to foes and others, yea, he'll kind of spill his heart out.) In a way, he's using the organization a bit just to continue his thrill of killing and harming others.

Things to note is that he talks in an exptremely bad ghetto-like way. Quotes from him (that usually get him into trouble):
-So, what's her power? 'Sides da ability t' stick out her chest.
- I dun want no damn mission with no bitch like dat, 'aight. Ya hurd?
-I don't give a crap 'bout what happens! I don't care what happens t' me, I definitely don't care about what happens t' yous, and I don't care what happens t' da Organization. Even though they're last on my agenda of people to kill, they're still on it! Hell, even I'm on dat list!!!
- Ya want me to do what?! Dat's on my list of crap I can't do, 'aight!


As for trying being a super-bad-ass, he kinda fails at that, too. Quite unfortunate, he is; while most other members had developed exceptional powers like magma, crystals, souls, and magnetism, he developed the ability to control slime. However, he puts it to good use as the slime is extremely sticky (he can adhere to almost any surface), malleable and controllable, able to harden to the point where it can be compared to concrete (or even harder!), and it is all around gross. (Even worse, he can spit/vomit it out).

The chained swords are his main weapons; he keeps them on his back for the fear factor, and the fact that he does not want to keep summoning (vomiting) the swords out every time he needs to fight-- saves time, you know. Xirado vies to be an assassin, but he is bad at identifying people. It takes about... 3-5 kills before he gets the right person. This is why he has earned... um... gave himself the title of the 'Harbinger of Death'.

(His official title is the 'Slimy Agitator', but he doesn't think it sounds fierce enough)

It should be noted that he has a habit of snapping his fingers. He also says "'aight" whenever he can fit it into a sentence and occasionally uses 'bay lingo' ([link]). Xirado also has an extreme fondness for funny people, and he randomly makes 'friends' and 'hangs out with them' (which usually consists of kidnap, imprisonment, and semi-torture). Though he can sometimes be just as violent with these so-called friends, there's just... 'more love inferred' with these actions.

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TL;DR

Xirado is:
-A doofus
-Nihilistic
-Power-hungry
-Juvenile
-Bad
-Semi-friendly to those he likes
-Humorous (mostly because bad things happen to him)
-A jinx

Xirado isn't:
-Attractive
-Sane
-Cooperative
-Genius
-Kind
-Lucky
-Happy

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Made him for fun. Someone suggest him for .

The requirements needed to show him using his ability, so I quickly did that thing at the bottom. He likes to make animalistic shapes out of slime. Notice he's ready to fight, but no one is there-- this happens a lot to him.

Poor Xirado...


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Oh yays. I made it!

Just writing one big thank you right here! I'm excited. I can't wait to see what the Organization does.




300!